Using your turn signal actually can help other drivers know which direction you plan to go and makes driving safer for everyone.
If you’ve forgotten an acquaintance’s name, just ask them what their name is, and after they tell you, say “no, your last name.” Works like a charm and they never suspect a thing.
Whenever you accidentally set off your smoke alarm, give your pets a treat so they learn to come to you when there actually is a fire and you need to escape.
If at a place where you don’t speak the language, learn the words for please and thank you. Those, and a smile, will get you far.
If a dog is attacking you, the best thing you can do is offer your forearm, push as far back as possible, and then grab the dog by the scruff of its neck with your other hand to hold it, the dog is now functionally muzzled and you have control of its head.
Wear the same colours as the zoo employees, the animals will come right up to you.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with showing up to work, doing the absolute minimum to maintain a job, and going home and enjoying your life. massive lifesaver to one’s mental health.